Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped...

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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Bzu123 8

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:33

you should have ran him over

bertyogurt 7

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:48

Yeah! Commit homicide! That'll show that rude ******!

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Kowkowbb 1

Saturday 8 March 2014 13:00

That's what the wipers are for!

Shmatterhorn 38

Saturday 8 March 2014 15:25

You should have resisted.

howlingwolf89 16

Saturday 8 March 2014 18:26

How is that even possible?

kmtuong 2

Saturday 8 March 2014 19:22

how do you know he was drunk

sweet_nothinqs 5

Saturday 8 March 2014 20:43

Couldn't called 911 & reported him for public intoxication/ indecency / nudity

allplayedout 20

Saturday 8 March 2014 20:58

*lightly tap on the gas*

mattyiscool123 26

Saturday 8 March 2014 21:54

Hit the washer fluid

greentide 9

Sunday 9 March 2014 1:00

When you gotta go you gotta go

_G0D_ 9

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:45

At least he did take a crap.

TallMist 32

Monday 14 April 2014 19:48

I hope you mean "didn't".

597mph 10

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:59

Anything for a free window wash, right?

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