Work: Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod... - FML

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By abdominates - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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treli1593 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:21

thats irony for you

Dral_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

that thief sure was brave.

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ayebabyyyy 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:28

AHAHAH ! this is freaking amazing :) FYL

urmomluvsme 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:05

i smell a corrupt cop, quick call edward norton to the case

lame9379 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:54

YDI for leaving your ipod out.

stoner47 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:14

thats what you get for bing a cop

bexwa 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:55

that is so sad :( Im sorry. I hope you recover it somehow

unrememorable 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:55

You suck at your job XD

wolfman2012 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:37

irony

sabbs 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:40

oh the irony.

regalarius 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:20

Yeah, there's a lot of cop-hating on here...sure there are crooked ones, but the world would be a much, much worse place if there was no one to enforce the law. Granted, the world would be a much *better* place if there were fewer stupid laws, but that's beside the point. OP, that is hilariously sucky.

irishdubr 0

Monday 8 June 2009 17:37

Cops suck

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