By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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inarticulate 0

UGHHH why would you do that. Just ask to go to the bathroom or something, wtf. Don't put it under the chair! icky.

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Traum_fml 0

this is the first post in 3 pages that made me burst out laughing

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LoloA78 0

And how old are you? I was taught not to pick my nose when I was two. Gross.

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Raceta 5

This made me feel ill. I hope she saw you and is now an ex girlfriend. ICK. Get a life!

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love_to_laugh44 0

i think it's pretty self-explanatory why YDI.

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lost911 0

dude why didnt you just blow your nose ??? thats just nasty.

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