Sex and Intimacy: Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and...

By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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ScotsLassie 6

Monday 19 December 2011 13:39

Just tell her to close her eyes and everything will be ok

rubberduckie94 13

Monday 19 December 2011 13:39

well, thats something you dont hear everyday.

Jimboom 11

Monday 19 December 2011 13:43

Put a flag over your face and tell her to do it for her country!

RuCheezBurger 10

Monday 19 December 2011 13:47

I think most people would stop having sex with their "dog" unless they put a bag on their head.

linkinpark98 23

Monday 19 December 2011 13:50

o___O

Snow_Daisy 7

Monday 19 December 2011 14:05

She's too young for you, bro.

irishman1989 0

Monday 19 December 2011 14:07

You must be a goofy lookin mofo

imaginaryvoice 18

Monday 19 December 2011 16:55

I think We have The same birthday:)

rabbittboi 18

Monday 19 December 2011 17:17

Or that was one damn good looking dog.

EvilLilCupcake 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 12:37

49 & 84: that makes three of us with the same birthday! 84: I was also born on 4/11/94!

manhands21 6

Monday 19 December 2011 14:29

what kind of things was she doing with her dog if your sex face reminded her of it?

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Monday 19 December 2011 14:39

Oh lord...

Keyonah_Babee 0

Monday 19 December 2011 14:46

Change your faces , or turn off the lights

EvilLilCupcake 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 6:56

Maybe he has those lights that turn on and off by clapping noises.

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