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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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what was there left to mug the 2nd time?

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niningun 1

Sunday 7 April 2013 6:26

That second guy was probably disappointed

KBurns207 17

Wednesday 5 June 2013 1:07

Do you live in Stockton?

cassiel_fml 8

Monday 26 October 2015 0:05

Try walking on a different street.

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