Intimacy: Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants....

By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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agentaquamarine 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:52

talk about ear-otic

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Wednesday 14 August 2013 8:47

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DWynter 11

Wednesday 14 August 2013 15:30

I've heard of this. Must have been quite startling to discover.

lifeofpie25 16

Wednesday 14 August 2013 15:35

your gf must never bite your ears again :)

oscarsama 2

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:00

So it is possible!

Rick1969 6

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:34

This sounds made up. If by chance it's actually true, i would say that you could use a little more interaction with the opposite sex.

Pigeon89 34

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:08

Damn I've been using mine wrong- all mine make me do is cough :(

robchfra 5

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:13

Why is this an FML?! I wish I could do that!

duckit 0

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:15

Someone watches too many Lonely Island videos

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:19

It's been a while hasn't it OP?

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:19

Can I interest you in some extra thick Q-tips, in exchange for a slip of gold-pressed latinum?

NichEzec 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 17:27

take it eady dude.

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