Miscellaneous: Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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Sunday 25 October 2009 22:41

Did you get a boner?

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Sunday 25 October 2009 22:40

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Ninjaface 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:44

It's times like these that make me wish the death panels were real.

Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 26 October 2009 8:59

Hmmmmm... nice. (sarcasm) I hope you politely asked her not to go there... :-S

JuuChan 3

Monday 26 October 2009 10:10

Bow chika wow wow!

Aerianna 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:18

Well, she needs some zip action too ya know.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:13

...with her teeth.

fancypantsninja 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:29

# 50 u r a god!!! OP should have said something,thats just creepy

thecirclingskies 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:34

LOL

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:43

Umm I'm thinking she's a Betty White kind of lady. Hilariously inappropriate.

42billybob 5

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:57

this is why i wear pants with the button fly.

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:57

She musta mistaken your pants for the butchers section.

88sforlife 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:20

Did You Get A Boner

effarve 2

Monday 20 June 2011 6:03

i think thats a fake post, if some random person came up and went to grab my crotch, i would back hand them in the mouth!

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