Miscellaneous: Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the...

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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itzjstnx 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 9:03

wardrobe malfunction

BumpkinsBigBash 8

Thursday 7 July 2016 23:16

it's not you didn't have the heart to tell them, it is embarrassment not feeling pity for your classmates

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