Intimacy: Today, when my ex said he wanted to be friends, what he meant...

By boyBYE - 16/11/2016 23:30 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, when my ex said he wanted to be friends, what he meant was that he wanted me to help him hook up with 18-year-olds. FML

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Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML

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Monday 21 November 2016 9:03

It would be interesting to know how old you guys are.

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Monday 21 November 2016 10:17

Looks like you've already dealt with the ex judging from your name.

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torrea 19

Tuesday 22 November 2016 4:44

Simply be rid of him. He's your ex, you don't have to bother with him any more.

Catvillanueva 9

Wednesday 7 December 2016 3:52

sounds like my ex lol

CantTouchThat 29

Thursday 20 April 2017 17:35

Why not be his wing man? Help a brother out!!

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