Miscellaneous: Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls...

By dummy441 - 21/04/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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fayayay 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:13

good thing they're mentally challenged or else he might have been really offended

elloelen 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:46

for more beer

Comments

Fllyleaf 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 17:59

Awwwhh. I suppose you did deserve that, but FYL anyway, because it's hard to figure out these things, and you can't read minds. (Well I can't, maybe you can.. :P)

staciieee_x3 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 13:14

you are an idiot. how rude.

Makinitez 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:05

Eh, I'm too funk to druck...

1234five 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:13

were u trying to be funny or something at the time... if so... fail

markrrrrr 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:57

Wow, you suck. :(

SlapThatBitch 0

Monday 12 October 2009 19:46

Oh, you totally deserved this shit. Hahahahaha!!!

KeriRox407 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 14:39

YDI for not minding your business. Though, it was an honest mistake. Some people just can't tell the difference between drunk, loud mouths and mentally challenged adults. At a grocery store. My advice: Don't open your mouth to speak unless asked! :P ~K