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By AppleSass - 09/07/2017 19:49

Today, when grocery shopping with my husband, I decided to get things for a dinner I know he likes but I don't particularly care for, because I wanted to for him. This resulted in a yelling match and silent treatment from him, because he doesn't understand why I would do that if I don't like it. FML

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DataWog 30

Saturday 5 August 2017 10:43

Personally, I think large shellfish is overrated and would rather eat something else instead. But that doesn't stop me from cooking it for others. They've always been appreciative of that. Especially if they have enough for both of us, but I preferred to eat something else, that means more for them! He's an idiot for not recognizing your kind gesture.

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DataWog 30

Saturday 5 August 2017 10:43

Personally, I think large shellfish is overrated and would rather eat something else instead. But that doesn't stop me from cooking it for others. They've always been appreciative of that. Especially if they have enough for both of us, but I preferred to eat something else, that means more for them! He's an idiot for not recognizing your kind gesture.

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