Love: Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s....

By KarlwithaK - 19/05/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

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amy397123 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Great grandma? Woo, Cougar much!

FMY_FYL 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Well at least you are, in fact, somebody's type after all.

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HellOnWheels357 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:03

so sad, but so funny..

bl3ad3l 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:27

LMAO at least she didnt kiss you huh

nikkyasome 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:34

ooooooooh iam telling grandad !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 she has the hots for you

janro72 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:10

thats cute loll

thejedi08 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:25

EWWWW!

Stofke_fml 7

Monday 19 December 2011 1:53

ieuw

Ash0 6

Monday 26 December 2011 3:01

I may have alzheimers, but at least I don't have alzheimers.

tschentscher 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 14:33

That's kinda sad...

tschentscher 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:15

your awesome

PrincessRida 0

Monday 27 February 2012 9:58

Who would think that this person deserves that. My uncle had that sickness and he passed away from it, so that's not even funny! R.I.P Uncle Junior

lills123 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 21:22

First off I'm sorry about your grandma, and second, thats hilarious!

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