Miscellaneous: Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air,...

By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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TeaCakes 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:32

...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.

FMLshark 12

Saturday 26 May 2012 1:35

"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.

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calliefornia2 3

Saturday 26 May 2012 4:30

Your life is ****** all because you dropped your soda trying to be cool, then opened it?... What a sad sad life..

jackassfan 7

Saturday 26 May 2012 4:40

How exactly would that make you look cool?

Fonze13 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 4:41

Girls: OMG look at that he just throw a soda can in the air and got it with one hand :0 I want him so bad

kittykarkrash 6

Saturday 26 May 2012 4:46

Oh cute :3 someone is really smart! I would have laughed so hard this did make me laugh anyway

GameDirection 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:07

...And that would make you look cool, how? "Hey guys, I can catch a bottle!" Not seeing it here.

isaiaah 6

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:16

Your doin' it wrong

supermegafoxy 6

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:20

Lol! Girl: *Throws bottle up in the air.* *Catches it.* Guy: "Wow, that's probably one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Wanna be my girlfriend?"

johngaltmovement 8

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:32

When I saw "I threw my coke bottle" I knew there was a problem

klatt 8

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:42

maleOFequality 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 7:34

'Today, trying to look cool...' Immediate ydi.

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