Miscellaneous: Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch....

By dangerZone - 27/02/2013 16:43 - United States - Statesboro

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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MissMess 12

Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:47

He's clearly lonely for a reason.

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Wednesday 27 February 2013 18:47

Maybe it's his "I'd tap that" list. congrats!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:20

I hope you weren't at Grady High School today because if not you might want to take this as a cue to inform school personnel of his list.

kemando 22

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:40

Well, since you live in America, I'd say you're in trouble.

jacobsherrill 2

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:41

Man that happened to me except the kid brought a knife to school and tried to actually kill me

WelcomeToAndale 13

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:54

I once had a hit list...

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 28 February 2013 1:10

He's given up the element of surprise.

korikate 7

Thursday 28 February 2013 2:06

that's why he has no friends..

ClippersFan310 4

Thursday 28 February 2013 2:19

Too funny!

HereNReady 13

Thursday 28 February 2013 2:38

"Was" being the key word. That one moment might have made all the difference! Also plus probably should report him.

Shadowlainx 11

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:05

that's when you slowly inch away...

adam_night 9

Thursday 28 February 2013 4:35

Never refer to someone as the lonely kid, it's you thinking that about them that makes them hurt and kill themselves.

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