Miscellaneous: Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my...

By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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Saturday 17 May 2014 21:29

Anddd time to unfriend

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Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.

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deedeedeniel 17

Sunday 18 May 2014 14:18

Wow... I'd go up to him and yell that he's a Creepy pervert-.-

mashbros64 1

Sunday 18 May 2014 19:25

Shy kids are shy for a reason dipshit don't even pretend to think you were being nice

joshi42 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 19:48

What a tit...

stepmommy 5

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:00

this guy probably new you were doing it out of pity and decided to make it entertaining for himself. I think it is hilarious and harmless.

fallen_dragonkin 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:42

that sucks but you know you can decline the tags, and block him?

Omniprism 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:18

Delete.

mockingjay87 4

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:45

Holy lol. So creepy!

romanova83 6

Monday 19 May 2014 2:54

It's the quiet ones...

stepymac 15

Monday 19 May 2014 3:37

It's always quiet ones

IceWrath 22

Monday 19 May 2014 17:45

Ah, kudos for you being nice but Facebook should be reserved for those you know personally. Otherwise you get weird shit thrown at you periodically.

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