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By khaelian - 11/11/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML

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Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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Thursday 11 November 2010 18:36

everybody loves good head

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Thursday 11 November 2010 18:35

Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!

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Saturday 2 November 2013 6:47

Hey, it's the little things that matter OP

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Friday 7 February 2014 2:00

That's nothing to be ashamed of! Life is what's in front of you.

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