Love: Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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Friday 16 December 2011 23:41

Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!

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You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm

Comments

RomanBeauty 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 18:21

Dump him

smydiwannafthata 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 18:27

You mean ex?

tcxox 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:00

Please leave him!

kphippie 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 19:27

What a dick... And you call him your boyfriend

Fylminesawsome 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:27

If u were better in bed and took better care of yourself maybe he'd let u stay over.

Fylminesawsome 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:31

113 - amen

Stoneyyay 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:39

time to shave! maybe wax... unless you like the wookie look

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 December 2011 21:16

Wow, that was just a dick move on your boyfriend's part. You live in Sweden in the winter with no heat? Pretty sure that could be construed as torture in some ways. Now I don't know why your legs aren't shaved, but regardless, that's no reason to deny you entry to his house when your heater breaks. I hope you dumped him or at least severely chewed him out. And cut him off from sex for months.