Love: Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told...

By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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Sunday 15 March 2009 21:27

Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:52

it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay

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bigraws23 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:14

I hope you are also a girl

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I'm confuzzled

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Tuesday 11 May 2010 0:00

Gotta hate that... unless you look-alike. Obv not... FYL.

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Sunday 13 June 2010 20:38

I'm confuzzled as to why you said confuzzled. hahaha

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Wednesday 21 July 2010 3:37

three way!!!!!!

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Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:48

lol feeling fuzzy and confused?

allitaylor 4

Monday 7 March 2011 4:05

Yeaa!!

embr 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:03

been there done tht

YankeesUniverse 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:40

Boom goes the dynamite...

Onlynamethatwasn 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 10:23

Is it gay then?

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