Intimacy: Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the...

By f4444 - 21/12/2015 05:38 - United States - Highland Park

Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML

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sharond23 10

Wednesday 22 November 2017 20:13

so you are exclusive. what a the problem?

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