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By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 15 August 2011 1:00

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

TheRealHouse 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

that's what she said.. oh wait..

Comments

Mz_Kane 0

Monday 15 August 2011 8:55

Hahaha. Lmao

vincespektor 0

Monday 15 August 2011 9:06

Pussy ;-) man up

UhLeeUh 6

Monday 15 August 2011 9:09

I always get the footlong. :o

mikelust1977 7

Monday 15 August 2011 9:42

****

a_nutritionist 10

Monday 15 August 2011 9:58

note to self, get a creepy pedo moustache, thick rimmed glasses and a trenchcoat so i can ask girls if they want a foot-long.

a_nutritionist 10

Monday 15 August 2011 10:02

technically this also applies to looking like a douche with a popped collar but that limits you to only coffee store girls. the ideal target market is primary schools, womens dressing rooms or from dark tinted vans in parking lots.

XxgreymoonxX 8

Monday 15 August 2011 10:39

I don't think any woman can, that'll like rip up the insides >.

fuckmrsoftee 0

Monday 15 August 2011 11:19

you must be joking. or you just dont have a t.v. they advertise $5 footlongs all year long-you sex-deprived dirty minded **** addict. lol. common mistake actually.