Love: Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with...

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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Sunday 31 March 2013 10:43

what a bitch. Don't worry about it, OP, some people are just complete douches.

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Shit like this is why I hate people. WTF is wrong with her?!

Comments

claiiire_fml 17

Monday 6 January 2014 9:36

If you didn't ask her out you're not dating. Don't assume.

iSaidPluh 2

Friday 12 December 2014 19:36

this how super villains are made

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 19 June 2016 14:33

She's a bitch.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 17 February 2017 23:15

Who actually spends their time forming a relationship with someone so they can deliberately **** them over? Literally the worst kind of people. It's sociopathic, really. Run away.