Intimacy: Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to...

By shygurl434 - 15/03/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML

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Apolloyn 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:01

thats a good thing

WtFiMdAdDy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:03

nice pooper? really. how old is he? hahaha....

Comments

missababgaga 19

Monday 27 August 2012 7:05

If you don't want comments like that, keep your pooper well hidden!

AzeHole 4

Thursday 31 January 2013 17:19

nothin wrong with that.

Unbearable_fml 21

Monday 11 May 2015 23:46

Time for a new crush, OP.

fmlsams 27

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:51

Is he 10?

wrenavery90 12

Monday 23 May 2022 7:31

And you like this idiot because???

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