Miscellaneous: Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called...

By Someone - 22/02/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

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Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:03

The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked

AnnyAnarchy22 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:00

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jakk13 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:12

tht sux

imac619 2

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:12

Hah it's what you get for being souless creatures of satan.

illmatic2 16

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:13

Wear a cup.

oceanblue12188 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:38

OP is female...

Troll1 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:43

a-cup?

PurpleWaffles 2

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:15

ahahaha!

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:14

*obligatory response involving mushrooms*

rachelzd 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:15

hope they enjoy the possibe suspension that comes with this :)

GINGERSAREAWESOM 5

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:16

shit... im a ginger too... (hence the username)

sparxva 12

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:16

If they try that with me I would have a friend record a YouTube video called "Ginger Snaps" and the first person dumb enough to kick me would become an example to the others.