Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of...

By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML

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By Bawbag - 19/08/2023 10:00

Today, I attempted a DIY home improvement project: installing a ceiling fan. After hours of sweat and frustration, I managed to hang it up, only to realize I'd installed it upside down. Now, instead of cooling, the fan blades are dangerously close to becoming an unconventional chandelier-slash-helicopter. At least I can say my home decor is truly "uplifting." FML

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By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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Monday 28 January 2013 19:15

Edward? Is that you?

WearingHats 14

Monday 28 January 2013 19:15

Sounds magical to me.

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ducky45 20

Tuesday 29 January 2013 3:27

Bam, surprise glitter party

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Tuesday 29 January 2013 4:29

Glitter everywhere. Ke$ha would be happy.

ScottyFoxx 10

Tuesday 29 January 2013 5:54

Someone partied with Ke$ha

ShananaginsLOL 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:27

Oooh kesha would like!!!!!!!

olis64 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 8:08

Baby powder or flour works great too! Trust me!

mirandaelcraig 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 9:45

Sucks for you but (and I'm sorry for you) that was an AWESOME prank. Good luck getting rid of the herpes of arts and crafts.

lu95 16

Tuesday 29 January 2013 13:16

Go insane, go insane, throw some glitter make it rain.

iRaTTaZZi 11

Tuesday 29 January 2013 20:04

Glitter....GLItter....Every Where!!!

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Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:21

All that glitters is gold!

DeBoss 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:28

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