Love: Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/11/2014 17:21 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

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WCARlover 34

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:03

Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?

sockoiid 13

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:04

Get her the **** out.

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melooters 11

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:09

If you aren't going to dump her for being a horrible person please at least dump her for her horrible spelling

melooters 11

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:10

If you aren't going to dump her for being a horrible person please at least dump her for her horrible spelling

jeanyrios 10

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:18

Time for the girlfriend to be put out by the curb.

raichu23154 10

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:24

looks like u need a new women if someone called my mom a ***** I'd kick them the **** out

AFaye3964 17

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:25

ungreatful bitch. Dump Her

miriam0124 2

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:52

Damn you can search the IP address how did you even find it?? Was it just displayed OP? Sorry to hear that.

wowthatsux53 11

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:15

Simple 2 step solution 1. Call that sorry bitch out 2. Kick that sorry bitch out

ohyesiwentthere 1

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:19

Siunds like she wants to be an ex girlfriend. ...

ohyesiwentthere 1

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:22

kick her to the curb!

orangeink25 3

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:28

your a grown as man, I would be careful if you want to keep your girlfriend.

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