Intimacy: Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that...

By MystoganFT - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Emmaus

Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that he's determined to sleep with my girlfriend, then walked away while giving me the finger. I've never seen him before in my life. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2015 11:21

I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 17 December 2015 11:27

Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

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HookemHorns21 7

Sunday 20 December 2015 16:20

"It's just a prank bro"

Janaexo 10

Saturday 26 December 2015 3:40

Lol what a winner hahaha dw about it..?

da_epic_failman 7

Friday 22 January 2016 17:39

?????

DenmarkTheKing 7

Friday 26 August 2016 4:08

Very unrelated and this is an old post (I was looking under random) but I love your name though~ the king of Edolas. And hopefully that all worked out for you though... I mean that nothing happened to your girlfriend.

glaucogf 6

Tuesday 30 August 2016 22:34

He was just trying to show you how dominant he is. You did very well by letting him go and not showing any violence. His determination is only in his head and now you know you must be very careful about this guy.