Intimacy: Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 07:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

1waytoolive 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:11

Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.

m1k30d 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:10

Oh dear God.

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eagle12 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:58

curtains and blinds were invented for a reason...

conholio33 28

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:41

Omg creepy

brianna27 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:53

O,e

justmeh 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:52

So give him a good show next time flip him off then close the blinds duh

cbdee 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:43

Close the blinds or give him a show ...

Abrien 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:38

Don't be so judgmental, the binoculars are clearly for bird watching, the vaseline is for his dry cracked elbows that have been resting on the sill too long while he bird watches and the tissues are for him to clean up after he jerks it to you in that silk nightie you keep for thursday nights.

maddie2015 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:32

Math debater.

amanda1998 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:40

Um why tissues

brokenangelexy 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:16

btw there is a Vaseline lotion

kit001 0

Monday 3 October 2011 10:49

Feel flattered?! I swear, I am laughing so hard right now!

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