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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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Saturday 8 January 2011 16:07

So what'd you do with the body?

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Saturday 8 January 2011 16:08

maybe it was for youtube?

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Thursday 2 February 2012 1:33

guacamole!!

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Saturday 12 May 2012 1:31

Punch him/her back.

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Thursday 25 October 2012 2:50

Fight club. Initiate a fight with a complete stranger. Explains it all

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