Transportation: Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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robc32ca 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 12:19

you say tipsy he saw stinking drunk.

Quest_ 13

Thursday 11 November 2010 12:20

Stop sexually harassing innocent strangers on public transport and this won't happen anymore.

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sceptic 1

Monday 9 April 2012 3:53

Yessss tipsy **** gets rejected! :-D

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 1 January 2020 7:01

Creeper. ydi

shannon2348 14

Saturday 22 February 2020 0:56

You sound obnoxious as hell. ydi

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