Transportation: Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

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RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:20

i see you have met my granda (:

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:19

Ahhaahaa, sucker.

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tfisch16 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:54

like a boss

Enslaved 36

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:13

This old man, he played five, guess what he planned to leave on OP's thigh...

Namenlos_fml 20

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:20

That's funny. I would have laughed. YDI for lacking a sense of humor.

simonk1043 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:32

Just move away from him next time or anyone that want to talk to you weirdly...geez

ddvorak94 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:45

haha played!!

ALister_fml 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:46

epic old man

AcidRa1n 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:50

You deserved that! lol

PandaPandy 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 22:02

I would have just not played along...

jayAZ 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 22:05

hahaha, that's great!

pugsley208 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 22:11

that old man is my hero!

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