Health: Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella....

By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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"then you took an arrow in the knee" never seemed so fitting

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Sunday 22 January 2017 15:26

I used to be a skier like you, until I took a dislocation to the patella

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