Kids: Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the...

By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 6:22

Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)

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my brothers the favorite too.

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wrenavery90 12

Thursday 16 June 2022 1:00

She was serious because she wanted you to shut up. It doesn't mean she meant it.

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