Miscellaneous: Today, my water bottle leaked in my backpack, wetting my school...

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By unfortunatestudent - 10/11/2016 03:33

Today, my water bottle leaked in my backpack, wetting my school reading book. To dry it, I left the book outside for a couple hours and then took a nap. Little did I know it had started raining, and my book is now soaking even more than before. FML

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liinkinparkfan97 34

Friday 11 November 2016 1:15

That sucks OP! Hopefully the book isn't too damaged after that.

SubparAtBest 23

Saturday 12 November 2016 4:21

Honestly if u left your book inside it would have probably dried decently with no chance of the weather affecting it..

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OhPuhleeze 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 18:16

I hope it did whet your appetite for knowledge as well.

cuz803 44

Thursday 10 November 2016 22:07

This is an almost FML?

liinkinparkfan97 34

Friday 11 November 2016 1:15

That sucks OP! Hopefully the book isn't too damaged after that.

SubparAtBest 23

Saturday 12 November 2016 4:21

Honestly if u left your book inside it would have probably dried decently with no chance of the weather affecting it..

pungij 7

Monday 14 November 2016 18:46

Sorry to hear OP, hopefully the pages aren't to wet

abeth131 7

Saturday 26 November 2016 2:16

Hair dryers are miraculous devices perfectly suited to tasks like this

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