Health: Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a...

By Randall - 25/01/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

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Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:49

adult teeth = big $$$ from the tooth fairy :)

afdude87 6

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:48

well at least he didn't shoot you or something.

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Wednesday 14 May 2014 20:58

sounds like Flippy from Happy Tree Friends. hope you and your uncle recover soon

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