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By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

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Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML

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Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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tanhauser08 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 22:11

Everybody knows that it is impossible for a princess to be ugly. I mean, if you're rich and powerful you HAVE to be pretty.

nillakush1 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 22:16

i bet you're gorgeous :)

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NatalieF 5

Sunday 1 September 2013 4:14

that booger

doglover100 28

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:22

That is messed up.

Mabonga 12

Monday 2 December 2013 10:00

how old are you?

JustAFlutePlaya 6

Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:22

Amazingly Awesome Alliteration! :D

Brandon Butler 11

Monday 13 March 2017 3:15

Did she actually say that or are you being insecure and paraphrasing?

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