Kids: Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute...

By idiot - 30/10/2010 20:42 - France

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 23:27

It doesn't matter about the age, it's still not cute.

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amayaa_fml 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:05

haha your too old to be on here

kittysammich_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:09

Your son sound like a loser and a failure

EulessMeangirls 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:40

Beat fool

Dnastro 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:47

lolwtfff was he high?

zackkmann21 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:01

hahaha funny

NeverShoutKira 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:02

hahaha. oh geez.

labratory5 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:14

that's what you get for dropping him

madrabbit 3

Sunday 31 October 2010 17:07

today would be the day he found his shit in the front yard and the locks changed.

franwins0827 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:29

Is he retarded?

SAgirl 13

Monday 1 November 2010 12:29

i hope so... if hes not, then i guess hes just stupid

lilluvowl 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:32

ydi for letting ur 25 year old son live with you...

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