Animals: Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly,...

By pacificbeach - 02/03/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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caward96 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass

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z4opv14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:40

#28 Seriously, how ignorant are you? I left for the day and my dog was fine. I come back home and he's dead and he smells horrible. If you don't know your facts, I suggest you keep your mouth shut. And a note to all. The cat did not go missing. The horrible smell means it's dead inside the housing area.

Lucicx0 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:02

haha #50 i bet no one gets that, MA$$H0lE$

King_of_Kings 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:52

#53 i think only people from Boston understand the Boston language. all hail the blue blood streets of Boston

howlingatthemoon 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:22

So not only are you horrible pet owners, but you are disgusting slobs for allowing your apartment to smell for days. Pathetic.

dawildabeast 1

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:47

wtf this makes no sense at all

slovesj 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:28

this is dreadful. i hope this isnt true. if it is... i hope you suffer the same fate as that poor little kitty.

Lila_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:39

I really hope this is fake. That is awful and you do not deserve to have a pet, I'd understand an honest mistake but there is no reason to be so flippant about it.

commonsense 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:48

@56 assuming their cat is dead in their apartment somewhere

shufflez 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:19

you people make me sick. especially macfluffers. its a friggin CAT. not a baby, not a human. it died, probably of natural causes. owner probably wasnt even at fault. if you're animal lovers keeping them as pets is a horrible contradiction on your part