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By jacko - 15/08/2010 09:47 - Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

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Sunday 15 August 2010 16:17

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Wednesday 4 October 2023 10:47

There's no real importance to it, so good luck coming up with something other than "It's done because it's a rule".

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