Miscellaneous: Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone.... - FML

By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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JumbledGirl 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:04

Aww.... You forgot to break things...

natsaysheyyy 16

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:06

Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...

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maxa_fml 3

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:18

Instead of spending time doing dumb shit like that why don't you go make friends?

Aurora_RP 7

Friday 1 November 2013 14:55

So just because you don't throw a party you are a loser?! You Americans are weird :/

LenUrban 14

Friday 12 August 2016 7:57

so u told 40 thousands ppl ur a loser

lucasjames22 8

Thursday 20 July 2017 2:40

I hate to tell you this but by putting up decorations you're proving you're a loser.

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