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By parentalfail - 25/12/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

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By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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By kingkarnie - 12/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

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Oz_Alice 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:52

Of course, your son doesn't count as family *facepalm*

ze4life 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:28

ouch

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justzofabulous 13

Monday 6 October 2014 20:55

The same thing just happened to me!

mainlineloser 9

Monday 8 December 2014 16:41

Same happened to me, except I'm Jewish, so it didn't hurt as much.

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