Miscellaneous: Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while... - FML

By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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turtleomnom 0

Friday 30 September 2011 1:23

tell them they might as well bring the dog with them, it would make a good playmate for your ex.

angelchvz94 2

Friday 30 September 2011 1:22

Your parents sound like Jerks.

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ibestef 1

Friday 30 September 2011 2:18

Maybe your parents didn't want you to go through with seeing your ex get married?

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 30 September 2011 2:27

"If any person here knows a good reason why these two should not be wed, let them speak now or forever...what's that disturbance at the back? You're from where? California? What, what's that about a dog? Who's looking after the dog? He is? Who's he? I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Unlucky717 8

Friday 30 September 2011 2:30

lol

talktomandybaby 8

Friday 30 September 2011 2:34

That's cockward.

WolfAttac 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:34

#15 I would turn sown free cake unless it's ice cream cake

MadnessAnne 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:38

Wow I would be so freaking p'd off !

Spazz420 7

Friday 30 September 2011 2:42

That's brutal!

landooooo 5

Friday 30 September 2011 2:45

crash the wedding. x]

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 30 September 2011 7:01

Excuse me ma'am. Are you aware that you're not wearing a shirt?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 30 September 2011 7:10

Boner's, nice trolling.

anamariba 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:46

I would take dog and come to church too. Say , yo, dog was missing u so much!

psuedodragon 23

Friday 30 September 2011 2:48

I would've thumbed up if this had been written better

My_Dick_is_Huge 6

Friday 30 September 2011 2:54

Damn i feel sorry for you..

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 30 September 2011 3:03

Picture is fake.

My_Dick_is_Huge 6

Friday 30 September 2011 3:06

lol.. yo know me so well

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