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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

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dimerneckel 22

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:32

Her emotions were all scrambled up!

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Saturday 20 September 2014 19:40

It could have been worse. You could have came home 5 months late, and she hits you with a chicken.

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nurafifah 13

Sunday 21 September 2014 5:19

5 minutes and she threw an egg at you... Imagine if you an hour late..

candyolympics 17

Sunday 21 September 2014 6:40

HowtoBasic?

headofmedusa 15

Sunday 21 September 2014 12:49

Don't be late

danthehuman 29

Sunday 21 September 2014 15:13

*summons howtobasic*

Omniprism 14

Sunday 21 September 2014 17:48

I think your mom needs some help.

113421145311564 14

Sunday 21 September 2014 17:54

Out. Get out

ShekinahNicole 6

Sunday 21 September 2014 21:21

Well did you give her a good eggplanation?

thewife5 19

Sunday 21 September 2014 21:54

Don't be late.. She might run out of eggs one day.. Scary

InTheMagic 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 9:32

Aha respect the rules next time

foxy_sunshine 8

Tuesday 23 September 2014 18:02

Well maybe next time you won't be so late....

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