Animals, Cats and Parents: Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was...

By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

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Sunday 12 July 2015 17:38

Did she say you were a pussy?

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That's really catty of her.

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typicalsloot_ 6

Tuesday 14 July 2015 0:54

There are too many dad jokes in these comments.

edmunson 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 7:13

Depression = 1, parenting = 0. That just sucks...

amitilin 11

Friday 19 August 2016 6:25

You should talk shit about your cat to your mom.

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