Sex, Farts and Intimacy: Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking...

By Sadman - 23/04/2011 08:37 - Canada

Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML

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Saturday 23 April 2011 15:56

"Yeah, his father does that too!"

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Comments

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:16

How do you not deserve it? You're the one who farts during sex and apparently thought she didn't notice..

Igor_g5 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:19

You fart during sex? What a loser.

ohhaixp 6

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:24

take beno before and there will beno gas :D

rawrchikarawr 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:42

Ewwie :/

LostSaiyan 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:08

Dutch oven her next time.

Skullcrusher 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:13

I think I'd save the fart for after sex.

perdix 29

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:20

Things got really awkward when Mom said, "I know."

Fanyy 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:43

Do all white people fart during sex?

docscientist 9

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:57

Care to sleep with a random sampling of 1000 white people to find out?

TaySweetHeart 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:44

Now That's Embarassing.

fjretsel 1

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:56

easy just cut in the conversation and say your gf climaxes like deuce bigalow. that would take the attention away from you.

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