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By thanksmom - 30/04/2011 01:00 - United States

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

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tief06 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:33

that bitch.

Hdemonking 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:34

Fake a hypoglycemic coma. I know I would.

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terranman 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:40

ouch

theduff 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:41

grammar nazi's a be coming

starwarsguy330 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:52

Its are coming not a be coming. Sorry just couldnt resist XD, lol

TigerBloodGirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:32

DNFTT. Do Not Feed The Troll. U kno he was asking 4 that 1

amadais 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:41

im lost a little

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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number1beaner 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:28

ya but what about op's future? You can be killed by diabetes you to stay on top of it with the meds

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 8:53

Wow. You're still here?!?

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:19

I guess so

marcranger 28

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:10

19--haha, internet humor is hilarious!...that is what you were going for, right? because otherwise, there is no hope for humanity.

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:16

No my sister commented that she want me to look stupid :( well she accomplished that. Her account got banned.

ladybug108 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:42

Paint or medications? hmmm tuff choice...

makayla_roxx 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:43

oh... I hate when that happens O.o

benderbot19 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:54

your mom huffs paint.

benderbot19 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:13

sorry 2 negative voters. just a lil joke. sensitiiive.

sydmadhurf 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:55

I feel so bad for u!! doesn't she realize how important ur Meds are?? and ur DROPOUT sisters painting, that part is just funny:)

benderbot19 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:31

i feel bad for your FACE. what happened? it's all willy wonka'd!

Predental 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:55

that's just wrong

Belovan 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:00

Wow.

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