Today, my mom opened a letter, it says I owe some lawyer 3000.... - FML

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By CardiB - 10/12/2018 00:06 - United States - Chicago

Today, my mom opened a letter, it says I owe some lawyer 3000. I had fired the lawyer and he thinks he can still charge me and overbill me. I pay my ex wife 6k a month, and paid for her masters degree and she refuses to work and lives with her parents at home and bitches when i pick my son up. FML

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Callyn 47

Thursday 13 December 2018 22:09

None of that means that you don't owe the lawyer money. Did you fire him before or after he did the work he is charging you for? There's really not enough information.

crazycrochetlady 12

Friday 14 December 2018 12:50

This is not surprising. Why use your degree and have to work when you can live off someone else. The ex seems like a miserable person but that doesn't mean you don't still owe the lawyer even if he screwed you.

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Callyn 47

Thursday 13 December 2018 22:09

None of that means that you don't owe the lawyer money. Did you fire him before or after he did the work he is charging you for? There's really not enough information.

crazycrochetlady 12

Friday 14 December 2018 12:50

This is not surprising. Why use your degree and have to work when you can live off someone else. The ex seems like a miserable person but that doesn't mean you don't still owe the lawyer even if he screwed you.

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