Health Today, my mom called me a "useless spoiled brat" because I refused...

obviously not the favorite - 05/07/2017 18:37

Today, my mom called me a "useless spoiled brat" because I refused to drive my sister across the city just to buy flavored gelatin. I've had Amoebic Dysentery for 3 days now and need constant bathroom access. FML

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Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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Not now!

Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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Open door policy

Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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Ralph and Huey

justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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I told you so

Anonymous - 23/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML

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lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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Enough with the puns

fuckmuppet - 27/05/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I came down with diarrhea thanks to a particularly low-class restaurant. My dad has been making constant stupid puns like "pretty shitty state you're in" and "this day and age, you just don't expect this crap". I'm at the point where I want to gouge his eyes out with a goddamn spoon. FML

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Misoranomegami 16

Wednesday 5 July 2017 20:03

Agree to take your sister on the condition that you use your mother's car in case lack of bathroom access leads to messy issues. My bet is she'd drop the subject.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 5 July 2017 19:50

Who's the real "useless spoiled brat" here, mom?

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 5 July 2017 19:50

Who's the real "useless spoiled brat" here, mom?

Misoranomegami 16

Wednesday 5 July 2017 20:03

Agree to take your sister on the condition that you use your mother's car in case lack of bathroom access leads to messy issues. My bet is she'd drop the subject.

BadKitty13 28

Wednesday 5 July 2017 20:04

Well that's pretty shitty.

Arashikage 18

Thursday 6 July 2017 12:52

Like your pun

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Wednesday 5 July 2017 20:11

Well your mom had a really crappy attitude. Wait till she walks in on you crying in the fecal position, then she'll have to rethink words.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 July 2017 21:22

You should buy adult diapers and fill them up as you help your sister on her mission. Flavored Jell-O is just that AMAZING! Who's with me on that?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 5 July 2017 21:44

Hard to say. I cannot formally form an opinion until I try unflavored Jell-O.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 July 2017 23:28

I shall wait patiently for you to do such research.

Adeline90 10

Wednesday 5 July 2017 23:28

That seriously sucks :(

sophiehelen 32

Thursday 6 July 2017 0:38

tbh the second part of your FML is totally irrelevant. you don't have to explain yourself for not doing this ridiculous task

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 7 July 2017 5:08

No, the second part is totally relevant. Not only does OP's mom want him to drive his sister across the city (why can't mom do it?), but she doesn't care that he has dysentery and probably should not be driving.

xebi 4

Thursday 6 July 2017 0:39

If one of her children is spoiled, who does she think spoiled them? I would personally think it's your sister's behaviour that meets that description but either way it's generally the parents who do the spoiling...