Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal,...

By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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saucyrossi 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:31

Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at

tbro47 23

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:32

Parents, can't take them anywhere

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Section8_fml 13

Monday 29 December 2014 16:04

That's hilarious! I would've said the same thing.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 29 December 2014 16:05

Haha

antisocial2 10

Monday 29 December 2014 20:34

This mom is a legend

jh921971 10

Tuesday 30 December 2014 13:15

Parents have a sense of humour too.

Candied_person 13

Thursday 1 January 2015 13:08

When your Moma don't won't u pregnant

PsudoAnon 20

Wednesday 20 July 2016 17:14

Perfect response: "George is just until I get a real boyfriend. Interested?"

trumpet27 1

Friday 27 January 2017 18:51

Parents these days. Smh Hope things get better.

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