Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives...

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

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Thursday 26 January 2012 8:51

Now that's a shitty situation.

mama2b3 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:53

First of all your husband sounds really immature. Second, over 40 kids!!? Holy crap!

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iiWAN 7

Friday 27 January 2012 14:22

well it could be worse...imagine u had 41 kids on that party ;-)

sparxva 12

Friday 27 January 2012 15:22

Food tampering is a felony in a lot of states. Forty counts of food tampering could send hubby away for a long time.

Evie_fml 14

Friday 27 January 2012 15:45

That's incredibly frickin' dangerous to do to a bunch of kids! What on earth was he thinking? The mind boggles...

BaileySt4 5

Friday 27 January 2012 21:51

And you don't think that's hilarious? How many bathrooms do you have?

Spazz420 7

Friday 27 January 2012 21:54

Technically that's child abuse and he could get it a lot of shit for that! pun intended

AlyssaDemo13 0

Friday 27 January 2012 22:29

Sounds like a crappy day!

zombieman629 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 1:10

Haha thats hella funny but kinda ******

Fylminesawsome 5

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:11

Isn't it a felony to drug someones food?

polkadot3155 6

Saturday 28 January 2012 6:53

and I'm guessing your the lucky one go gets to clean the bathroom..

MiddleThumb 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:25

That's hilarious

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