Money: Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he... - FML

By juliearis - 06/07/2013 19:45 - United States - Westport

Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared my outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package, only to find a toy sword along with a note saying, "HAHA, TROLLED." FML

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ZombieInConverse 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:14

There are those assholes out there that pull that shit. Sorry OP.

Kozmotis 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 1:16

Try to sue him for false advertising.

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Funnyguyproblems 1

Thursday 25 July 2013 22:29

I agree with #165 your husband did a favor for you cuz you gotta spend money to make money lol.

galen_harris 12

Friday 26 July 2013 0:26

you can sue for that

SomeUglyGirl_ 3

Sunday 28 July 2013 18:09

Wow that really sucks.

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 5:39

Ohhhh nooooooooooo...... (Awesome gay family guy's guy voice)

Bludmagnus 13

Monday 2 September 2013 2:13

WOW.. that is just wrong.

nm_98 3

Saturday 7 December 2013 1:20

Why not just say $400....

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Friday 12 September 2014 20:02

Asshole troll and an idiotic husband, bad combination

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Wednesday 24 February 2016 11:08

WHOA WHOA WHOA SCAMMER ALERT

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Tuesday 21 June 2016 3:15

Your husband is a weeaboo

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